SEX 'N' VIOLENCE

I was excited when I made this drawing; it seemed to be approaching a style I like, and aspire to. This is why it gets a whole big window to itself. This was commissioned for a story on the future of Playstation et al, that ran in Juice magazine. It has breasts and explosions and junk food and crossed-out eyes, the universal symbol of death. Now I'll be blamed fer every school kicking that happens, due to my portrayal of violence. Isn't it easy to find a scapegoat? Oooh... Keanu's wearing a trenchcoat in The Matrix. Keanu has a bunch of guns. It's Keanu's fault that kids get shot in American high schools. Keanu used to be Ted, and play air guitar. Did he get blamed fer yoof going dumb? Well, maybe. Yeah yeah. It tore me up inside to draw Mario's ass being kicked by Lara Croft. We all know that Nintendo is way better than Playstation. Any Nintendo execs out there reading this, please send me a Gameboy Camera and Printer. Thanks!   okay. stop looking at lara's creased crotch and head back to the drawing menu.