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how i have scoffed at blogs that routinely post results of online quizzes, and how it has turned around and bitten me in the ass. but, i mean, who doesn’t like cheese?

cheese test: what type of cheese are you?
[ via da*xiang ]


i am montery jack cheese! i am a soft, buttery, easily melting cheese. i am very shy and reserved and i easily blend in. i believe in fate and magick. or maybe…


i am camembert! i am a creamy, delicate tasting cheese. i am refined and graceful and very organised. as a very insightful cheese, i like to ponder the meaning of life.

what a friend we have in cheeses!

posted by ragingyoghurt on 28 March 2004 at 3:02 pm
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yesterday afternoon i closed a car door on my leg. sigh.

this is like, some sort of superturbo spring loaded car door which slams shut rather frighteningly if you so much as beckon it towards you once you’re comfortably seated. this had happened enough times (three) in an afternoon that the boy, although not saying in so many words “you really don’t have to slam the door so hard,” at the last occurance, had uttered, “hmmm”.

when we got home after our excursion to gardens ‘r’ us, i got out of the car and attempted to close the door quietly after myself by holding on to the handle and slowly, smoothly guiding the door along its arc. sadly, a momentary lapse in my depth of field perception meant that my leg was still in the range of the swinging door.

so, it wasn’t like i slammed the door on my leg. more like the sharp corner on the bottom edge of the door was dragged slowly and smoothly across and into my flesh. oh the whimpering noises that ensued. the bent over double. the pleasant surprise that blood wasn’t dribbling down my leg and puddling around my feet. instead, the curious bruise.

fortunately a couple of hours later i was distracted from this throbbing lump by an invitation to ms anna’s house by the sea, where a video was rented and takeaway dinner procured. the video was “terminator 3″, which was so unspectacular and tedious in parts that we could concentrate fully on the lavish spread, which was vietnamese, and included a serve of banh xeo [from wanderingspoon.com] complete with a plastic bag of fresh herbs for sprinkling. oh banh xeo, how i have longed for thee.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 28 March 2004 at 12:50 pm
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after an evening spent “self-medicating”, the boy woke up to the 6.30 alarm, called in “sick”, went back to bed, woke up again, had a slice of chocolate cake and said, “shall we go for a little adventure?” woohoo.

to get to mount tomah botanic garden you get to drive through the city, and then the north shore, and then the seminal suburbs of greater sydney, and then some farms, and then a couple of historic old towns, and then apple orchards, and then just the long and winding road up the mountain. there will be birdsong and the smell of green. when you arrive at the garden, hungry, you will discover that the kiosk is closed and that the only other option for luncheon is the fancy restaurant where a filled bagel will cost you $12, and anything else, much more. so you will walk around the shrubbery for a couple of hours, fueled only by a small package of lemon yoghurt candies.

when you find yourself weak with hunger and unable to unwrap another sweet, you will get back in the car and follow the windy road round to blackheath where one of you will acquire a big lot burger the size of a small marsupial, and the other, me, a steak sandwich of a more modest scale. both come with beetroot, hurrah! there will also be a pile of fat, hot chips sprinkled with chicken salt, and everything will be bundled up for a picnic in the park. later, when you throw a cold chip at a native bird, you may feel slightly disturbed that as well as probably more salt than a bird should consume, this bird is also eating bits of ground up chicken.

engh whattya gonna do. anyway, it is already late afternoon and there is still a mountain to climb halfway down to, a waterfall to gawk at, the upward journey, the drive back down the mountain, the rush hour city traffic, the three pieces of watermelon out of the fridge, the final slow climb up the stairs, the sinking into bed. all before 8.30.

i want to sleep for a week.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 25 March 2004 at 11:18 am
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argh. what have i done?

which doesn’t mean so much really. just that i know some road rules and will now be even more incensed when “licensed drivers” try their hardest to run me down in the street. and then there’s the small matter of being able to see over the steering wheel. sigh.

still, to celebrate, summer rolls and rainbow drink at xic lo in chinatown, and then a mixed bag of buns for home.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 17 March 2004 at 3:25 pm
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a tasty juice to have is pear, cucumber and ginger.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 16 March 2004 at 8:02 am
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sunday culminated in a waffle cone of badde manors sour cherry sorbet and pistachio gelato, and a detour into the side streets of ultimo to admire a row of decades old corrugated iron warehouses. before that, a two hour walk through the inner west to the inner inner west. before that, a big fat greek breakfast, which due to surprise “sydney weekender”-induced crowd delays, became brunch, which by the time it was served, became lunch.

whatever, it was tasty. “greek beans and scrambled eggs” on the menu, but plated up, it was beans (fat creamy white beans and al dente green beans) cooked in tomatoes and onions, eggy eggs, fried haloumi, avocado, baby spinach and a basket of turkish bread toast. oh, and a cup of tea. after which the boy’s mother cheerfully said, “round the corner for cake and coffee?”

it is a sad and unprecedented day when i turn down cake, but i didn’t think i would eat again until, um, tomorrow. obviously, three hours later, the ices proved me wrong.

saturday was napped away after crumpets and jam. i awoke midafternoon to stroll up to the corner and procure a fillet of snapper, a sweet potato and a little knob of ginger. a couple hours later, there were three bowls of fish porridge eaten as quickly as the scalding factor would allow, while watching potato battle on “iron chef”.

friday ended dismally at the table of a portuguese restaurant in petersham. maybe because it had started on such a high — double plates of pippis in garlic — there was only one other direction for the evening to proceed.

so, there was this girl visiting from england, friend of a friend, who due to a bottle of wine, or the professional requirements of being a barrister, or something, could not stop talking. towards the end of the night, after the boy (to my right) started telling her about travelling through pakistan, she (to my left) thought it appropriate to cut me out of her line of sight, lean across me on several occasions, and gesticulate with her hands not five centimetres from my nose. she really wanted to go to pakistan to scatter her father’s ashes, and to find pakistan and have it find her, and not be like when she went to india and was disappointed to not finally feel a sense of belonging, and –

oh bloody hell, shut up, and remove your hands from in front of my face, and your wine glass from my bit of table. no kiss goodbye for you when we all finally end up on the pavement at midnight. pah!

the oven roasted salt cod was meaty and good, and there were so many paprika-sprinkled potatotoes i couldn’t even meet them halfway. if only i could have shared the cab back to the city with them, instead of non-stop talking indian barrister girl from the UK.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 15 March 2004 at 5:49 pm
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the evening suddenly improved when the folk singer girl support act finally left the stage. it wasn’t that she sang badly, and really, she only played her guitar out of key once. her banter seemed a little self-indulgent, given that if she had not chatted as much, she could have gotten off stage quicker. maybe it was just that we thought bruce cockburn would come on at 9.30, and since it was actually folk singer girl who started keening about war at that time, we figured that the show wouldn’t be over until at least 11.30. way past bedtime. so not roskenroll. plus, it was like watching phoebe buffay.

the boy had said, as we walked up to the basement, “i hope he doesn’t just play all new songs.” having heard none of anything, they would all be new to me. it turned out that they were all things of beauty. how does a man play a guitar and make it sound like two guitars and a bass? and with just ten fingers! and what’s with that “sufi-rockabilly”? i was torn between wanting to listen to him all night, and wanting to go home to bed. fortunately, two encores took us past bruce’s bedtime too, so he said.

(i’m a poet and i don’t even know it)

midnight, i was finally able to step away from the annoying angelica houston lookalike who over the course of the show had been stepping backwards and backwards and rubbing her ass on me and flicking her scrubby ponytail into my face and sticking her handbag into my arm. but even she couldn’t spoil the big night out. yay bruce!

also, in an attempt to reverse the blood donation-induced anaemia, i had a hamburger (with beetroot) for lunch. all round, a pretty good day.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 12 March 2004 at 8:11 am
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happy cake news! an end-of-day grocery and noodle soup excursion to chinatown resulted in the reliving of the very cake that caused such cake-fueled hysteria late last year.

and also, krispy kreme finally opens a store in sydney. but not until may. ntch.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 4 March 2004 at 4:55 pm
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that scene in “spirited away“, at the beginning, where chihiro’s parents stumble upon a deserted foodstall, an exotic feast spread upon the front counter. all manner of small roasted bird and fatty… um… pork? chihiro’s father sucks a large sacklike thing into his mouth. it looks moist and succulent and quite oily, i guess like a stewed eggplant. i think that i will never tire of watching this.

there were no mystery meats for me this morning, although i did get through that scene — and the one of the soot creatures’ feeding time — over two slices of black rye toast with maple syrup, and a cup of tea. after two bits of toast i felt like another. maybe for lunch. after some drawing.

at the other end of the lunch simplicity scale: a few days ago i bought a futo maki at david jones foodhall. the process in itself is simple enough. however you wouldn’t expect that a little round of rice and other bits rolled up in nori would contain this:

would you?

posted by ragingyoghurt on 2 March 2004 at 12:08 pm
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