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best monday ever

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anzac day continues…
a cross-continental conversation with nellie

nellie: um. are you working?
bowb: umm. sort of, but not really. it’s a public holiday!
n: oh! is it anzac day?
b: eh! yah! how did you know?
n: because it’s a biscuit!
b: ummm. yesss. but there isn’t like, oreo day…
n: hngh. you can keep oreo day.
b: … and there isn’t tim tam day…
n: but there should be!

and with that the twinkies were off for three, count ’em, three hours. the phone company should start paying *us* money.

what to do after a marathon phone session, with ear hot and hand cramped into craw, than finish up my goddamn business activity statement, make a bacon, avocado and chutney (pear and fig) roll and walk briskly up to oxford street where the cinema is already quite packed with a holiday crowd ready to see “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”.

when joel says “i love you” to his last remaining fading memory of clementine, oh it brung a twinge to my nose.

and then, another brisk walk to pellagio providore for a litre of pink grapefruit fizzy and two bits of $4 (each!) turkish delight studded with pistachios and covered in white chocolate (sometimes if you’re lucky, pink chocolate. today i am unlucky, but only just), and then on to infinity sourdough bakery for a walnut sourdough loaf swaddled in tissue like baby jesus.

sadly the only thing awaiting me after another powerwalk into the city, is a queue at kinko’s while the toner is replaced in two photocopiers, and then once i am at the machine, another queue to get some paper for the machine. so. it takes half an hour to photocopy one double-sided business activity statement form.

happily what awaits me on returning home is a boy on the sofa who is quite agreeable to the idea of me buying him end-of-school-holiday dinner in the malaysian restaurant up the street. not only is there a flavoursome mee siam with an egg boiled for so long it has a grey circle around the yolk, there is also ice kacang with bits of jackfruit hidden in the bottom.

except for kinko’s, best monday ever.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 27 April 2004 at 8:18 am
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anzac day was commemorated with a cup of tea and an anzac biscuit, while watching the tail end of a 50s war movie on tv. people sure spoke loudly and clearly in those days.

earlier in the day, during the televised parade of ancient diggers and their medals marching up george street, the question “what happens as they all die out? who’ll take their place marching?” was answered with “there’ll just be more wars”.

the boy and i visited the australian war memorial museum in canberra a week and a bit ago. [could the hype-writers across the country please take note that this is the mark against which “world class” should be measured?] packed with relics and stories and dioramas, so many dioramas. scale models of battlefields. helmets all sieve-like with bullet holes. archival footage of a japanese child, still alive, whose back was skinned by an atom bomb.

it still surprises me, what people do to other people.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 26 April 2004 at 7:47 am
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road trip report

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no, there was no easter road carnage. not involving us anyway, and surprisingly few incidents that involved squished marsupials. there was nary even an attempt to learn to drive (let alone start up the car) on my part. mainly, i handed out snacks and gazed out the window at brown and cows. ahh cows.

there were many tasty treats along the way, including such fabled delights as a curried prawn casserole for tea and a breakfast involving two kinds of sausages, bacon, fried eggs, toast, sweet tea and a surprise delivery of lambs fry (with bacon). there was a roasted loin of lamb wrapped in vine leaves perched atop a tomato and olive salad, drizzled with tzaziki, with a bowl of buttered vegetables on the side. there were pasties and sweet buns, and a pizza experience the likes of which may i please o please never have again. there were two sips of a yummy sparkling shiraz before my throat started to close. there was a kebab. there was a turkey and salad sandwich half the size of my head, and a strawberry thickshake. there was a fat burger from a takeaway shop in yass, which had a refrigerated counter full of coleslaw…

there were mountains, and walks up and down mountains, and valleys, and the magnificent murray river, and the bewildering national museum of australia in canberra. there were good times, dammit.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 22 April 2004 at 6:09 pm
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yesterday afternoon i closed a car door on my leg. sigh.

this is like, some sort of superturbo spring loaded car door which slams shut rather frighteningly if you so much as beckon it towards you once you’re comfortably seated. this had happened enough times (three) in an afternoon that the boy, although not saying in so many words “you really don’t have to slam the door so hard,” at the last occurance, had uttered, “hmmm”.

when we got home after our excursion to gardens ‘r’ us, i got out of the car and attempted to close the door quietly after myself by holding on to the handle and slowly, smoothly guiding the door along its arc. sadly, a momentary lapse in my depth of field perception meant that my leg was still in the range of the swinging door.

so, it wasn’t like i slammed the door on my leg. more like the sharp corner on the bottom edge of the door was dragged slowly and smoothly across and into my flesh. oh the whimpering noises that ensued. the bent over double. the pleasant surprise that blood wasn’t dribbling down my leg and puddling around my feet. instead, the curious bruise.

fortunately a couple of hours later i was distracted from this throbbing lump by an invitation to ms anna’s house by the sea, where a video was rented and takeaway dinner procured. the video was “terminator 3”, which was so unspectacular and tedious in parts that we could concentrate fully on the lavish spread, which was vietnamese, and included a serve of banh xeo [from wanderingspoon.com] complete with a plastic bag of fresh herbs for sprinkling. oh banh xeo, how i have longed for thee.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 28 March 2004 at 12:50 pm
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after an evening spent “self-medicating”, the boy woke up to the 6.30 alarm, called in “sick”, went back to bed, woke up again, had a slice of chocolate cake and said, “shall we go for a little adventure?” woohoo.

to get to mount tomah botanic garden you get to drive through the city, and then the north shore, and then the seminal suburbs of greater sydney, and then some farms, and then a couple of historic old towns, and then apple orchards, and then just the long and winding road up the mountain. there will be birdsong and the smell of green. when you arrive at the garden, hungry, you will discover that the kiosk is closed and that the only other option for luncheon is the fancy restaurant where a filled bagel will cost you $12, and anything else, much more. so you will walk around the shrubbery for a couple of hours, fueled only by a small package of lemon yoghurt candies.

when you find yourself weak with hunger and unable to unwrap another sweet, you will get back in the car and follow the windy road round to blackheath where one of you will acquire a big lot burger the size of a small marsupial, and the other, me, a steak sandwich of a more modest scale. both come with beetroot, hurrah! there will also be a pile of fat, hot chips sprinkled with chicken salt, and everything will be bundled up for a picnic in the park. later, when you throw a cold chip at a native bird, you may feel slightly disturbed that as well as probably more salt than a bird should consume, this bird is also eating bits of ground up chicken.

engh whattya gonna do. anyway, it is already late afternoon and there is still a mountain to climb halfway down to, a waterfall to gawk at, the upward journey, the drive back down the mountain, the rush hour city traffic, the three pieces of watermelon out of the fridge, the final slow climb up the stairs, the sinking into bed. all before 8.30.

i want to sleep for a week.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 25 March 2004 at 11:18 am
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sunday culminated in a waffle cone of badde manors sour cherry sorbet and pistachio gelato, and a detour into the side streets of ultimo to admire a row of decades old corrugated iron warehouses. before that, a two hour walk through the inner west to the inner inner west. before that, a big fat greek breakfast, which due to surprise “sydney weekender”-induced crowd delays, became brunch, which by the time it was served, became lunch.

whatever, it was tasty. “greek beans and scrambled eggs” on the menu, but plated up, it was beans (fat creamy white beans and al dente green beans) cooked in tomatoes and onions, eggy eggs, fried haloumi, avocado, baby spinach and a basket of turkish bread toast. oh, and a cup of tea. after which the boy’s mother cheerfully said, “round the corner for cake and coffee?”

it is a sad and unprecedented day when i turn down cake, but i didn’t think i would eat again until, um, tomorrow. obviously, three hours later, the ices proved me wrong.

saturday was napped away after crumpets and jam. i awoke midafternoon to stroll up to the corner and procure a fillet of snapper, a sweet potato and a little knob of ginger. a couple hours later, there were three bowls of fish porridge eaten as quickly as the scalding factor would allow, while watching potato battle on “iron chef”.

friday ended dismally at the table of a portuguese restaurant in petersham. maybe because it had started on such a high — double plates of pippis in garlic — there was only one other direction for the evening to proceed.

so, there was this girl visiting from england, friend of a friend, who due to a bottle of wine, or the professional requirements of being a barrister, or something, could not stop talking. towards the end of the night, after the boy (to my right) started telling her about travelling through pakistan, she (to my left) thought it appropriate to cut me out of her line of sight, lean across me on several occasions, and gesticulate with her hands not five centimetres from my nose. she really wanted to go to pakistan to scatter her father’s ashes, and to find pakistan and have it find her, and not be like when she went to india and was disappointed to not finally feel a sense of belonging, and —

oh bloody hell, shut up, and remove your hands from in front of my face, and your wine glass from my bit of table. no kiss goodbye for you when we all finally end up on the pavement at midnight. pah!

the oven roasted salt cod was meaty and good, and there were so many paprika-sprinkled potatotoes i couldn’t even meet them halfway. if only i could have shared the cab back to the city with them, instead of non-stop talking indian barrister girl from the UK.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 15 March 2004 at 5:49 pm
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the evening suddenly improved when the folk singer girl support act finally left the stage. it wasn’t that she sang badly, and really, she only played her guitar out of key once. her banter seemed a little self-indulgent, given that if she had not chatted as much, she could have gotten off stage quicker. maybe it was just that we thought bruce cockburn would come on at 9.30, and since it was actually folk singer girl who started keening about war at that time, we figured that the show wouldn’t be over until at least 11.30. way past bedtime. so not roskenroll. plus, it was like watching phoebe buffay.

the boy had said, as we walked up to the basement, “i hope he doesn’t just play all new songs.” having heard none of anything, they would all be new to me. it turned out that they were all things of beauty. how does a man play a guitar and make it sound like two guitars and a bass? and with just ten fingers! and what’s with that “sufi-rockabilly”? i was torn between wanting to listen to him all night, and wanting to go home to bed. fortunately, two encores took us past bruce’s bedtime too, so he said.

(i’m a poet and i don’t even know it)

midnight, i was finally able to step away from the annoying angelica houston lookalike who over the course of the show had been stepping backwards and backwards and rubbing her ass on me and flicking her scrubby ponytail into my face and sticking her handbag into my arm. but even she couldn’t spoil the big night out. yay bruce!

also, in an attempt to reverse the blood donation-induced anaemia, i had a hamburger (with beetroot) for lunch. all round, a pretty good day.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 12 March 2004 at 8:11 am
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the best meal i ever made

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ah the long lazy days of summer continue. yesterday saw a quick jaunt into the city, where fat, glistening salmon fillets were purchased, alongside a package of chilli linguini and a bunch of mint. later that evening, they all came together rather spectacularly in this manner.

quote from the boy: that was the best meal you ever made.

also acquired at the time of the salmon was a tub of parsley and fetta pesto, which came together equally spectacularly this afternoon, though on a more modest scale, sandwiched with cucumber between rye.

mmm… green…

posted by ragingyoghurt on 5 February 2004 at 7:51 pm
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always, after some time away, what with having had all your meals cooked for you or bought for you, it’s hard to get back into the kitchen to try and scrape together a meal with whatever lurks in the depths of your pantry. still awaiting the major shoping trip, the fridge offers nothing except a door of sauces and a centimetre of milk in the bottom of a litre carton that the boy thoughtfully left in the fridge awaiting your return while he climbs a mountain back in tasmania. of course there are several bars and bags and lumps of chocolate in there, but even you, sugar glider, need something more salty and garlicky sometimes.

on this occasion you will be lucky, and there will also be a hunk of cheese on a shelf: peppercorn-studded pecorino, and hurray, still unmouldy. with a pool of olive oil, three cloves of old garlic chopped up, two handfuls of rocket that you bought on the way home from picking up the holiday snaps, and some spaghetti, you will soon have a bowl of lunch.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 17 January 2004 at 3:50 pm
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a bunch of birthday flowers that nellie sent showed up in the arms of the delivery guy, a couple of hours after i returned from birthday breakfast at cafe mint with ms wooster. the breakfast was tasty and good, in the way that a mound of very garlicky hummus at 9.30 in the morning is good.

the flowers were good and surprising, in the way that a four-and-a-half-foot high arrangement of flowers and foliage that surely must have decimated a great swathe of tropical rainforest and dehoused several species of wildlife… is surprising.

the day passed quickly — a blur of designing order forms (a tetris-like exercise which gives me a significant and strange feeling of quiet pleasure) and print deadlines — and ended in bbq king with a plate of soya chicken noodles, a plate of chili salt prawns, a hotpot of stuffed eggplant… and then home to an entire triple chocolate cake from david jones food hall, about which all i can say is that they call it triple chocolate, but i counted about five or six.

sometimes a boy can surprise you with a slap-up feed and a whole cake, and a comic book wrapped up in pink stripes and ladybugs, and above all, by miraculously being in the same country, and city, as you, on your birthday.

sometimes a floral arrangement can surprise you by yielding, when carefully taken apart, a vase of orchids for the bedroom, one of gerberas above the kitchen sink, another of birds of paradise for the bathroom, an exotic mix of waratahs, lotus stems and anthuriums for the dining table, and a sculptural mass of the original base of tropical greenery and bamboo (oh yes!) for the lounge.

thirty-one was much better than thirty.

posted by ragingyoghurt on 14 November 2003 at 11:05 pm
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